Competition: Who can tell the funniest story about moi?

Hey again guys!

My life is great, but I’m always searching for new things to make me laugh. As you all know I’m big on the storytelling, especially if its about me or someone I know. Therefore I’m challenging all of my readers to tell me, and everyone else, a funny story involving yours truly!

There will be a price. What you win depends on how much I laugh when I read your story!